I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
fertility god award *seal claps*
Well. I found a person who told me they wanted to have satanic ritual sex with me with ghost playing in the background. That’s it ladies and gentlemen. I’m smitten. I’m done.
Only problem is they live in another fucking country.
God, I wanna fuck them so hard, and I want to know what It’s like to have their fingers inside me and I want to make them cum and give them so much pleasure and I want to see them when I wake up and I want to hold them and squeeze them and cuddle the shit out of them; BUT I ALSO want to play video games and nerd out over computers and movies and shit and eat food near them and I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FEELING.
I HATE IT
Step into the weird and beautiful world of illustrator Keith Thompson.
Goetia: Lamenting, wailing.
“The common Greek word for ‘magician’ in Jesus’ time was goes (plural goetes). […] Here goetia (what goetes do) is one special technique like others named, a recognized and legitimate function. It seems to have been a sort of Greek shamanism, a…